Shouldn’t, wouldn’t, did.
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Ruben. Well, Ruben was the one who did it. Ruben pushed me over the edge. Ruben made me chew it off, that belly schlong. He was just as old and weary without an ID to prove him wrong. We hit it off on that note. He was lost and so was I except that he […]
Translating Vítek (from poor Czech to poor English) Since so much “goes missing” in translation, we can not directly and genuinely quote our protagonist. Key words: Fuck and/or damn = vole Fakt = an insert, like „man“, but pronounced as „fuck“ Vítek Nejedlý lives on the fourth of six floors, 74th of 350 heads. […]
Like any first time, my first time happened by chance, an unsolicited product of unsystematic, if not eratic, turning and folding of the universe. Jane Jones, if she stood where I stood and let the unseen whirlwinds of time and space and effect and consequence sway her, she’d eventually tumble down the very same road […]
One drink equals two equals one.